How is everyone doing today? Cuban coffee sounds great!

Good morning all! Light with just a touch of sugar please!

Great! I am off today! Whooohoo!!!

I am fine Rozey, how are you?

Good morning everyone!

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out
of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing!"he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal to the
metal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the Highway Patrol behind
him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him.
No problem!" thought the elderly gent as he
floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120 mph.

Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for
this nonsense!", pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the
Trooper to catch up.

Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver's side of
the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30
minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were
speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, said, "Years ago, my
wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing
her back!

President Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he
tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were
fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the
kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, "I sure would like to go to Disneyland ." George
said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One."

The second kid said, "I really need a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."
Bush said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"

The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV
and stereo headset!!" Bush is a little perplexed by this and said, "But
you don't look like you are handicapped?"

The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass!

To Funny!

I am originally from North Carolina and have met John and his wife on
more than one occaision. I'm sure the decision to continue the campaign
was a joint decision so I would say, campaign on.

Welcome! There are tons of good people here! Enjoy you stay and join
us for coffee in the mornings.

Welcome to JSH.. Kick back and have a good time. There are some really
nice people that hang out here. They're fun to share coffee with
also.

Morning Big Pappa! Pull up a chair and have some java. Breakfast is on
the way!

I'm going to switch over and check the sports scores. Be back shortly.
How about country ham and eggs this morning ladies?

Happy Birthday! I hope you have a wonderful week.

How's the weather? It finally stopped raining here last night.

Enjoy and be safe!

I'm not sure. I have the attention of three really nice ladies so I am
not complaining!

Anybody else besides me have to work today?

Good morning Angel Wings. Thanks for having coffee with us.

I met a really nice lady from Indiana here last week. She has really
sparked my interest. I was kind of hoping she was up and poking around
this morning also.