President Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he
tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were
fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the
kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, "I sure would like to go to Disneyland ." George
said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One."

The second kid said, "I really need a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."
Bush said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"

The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV
and stereo headset!!" Bush is a little perplexed by this and said, "But
you don't look like you are handicapped?"

The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass!

I like this joke with Hillary Clinton as the main character better!

Good one

NICE