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Love this one:
About a maid I'll sing this song sing rickety tickety tin ... who did not have her family long Not only did she do them wrong. She did everyone of them in. Them in. She did every one of them in One morning in a fit of pique sing rickety tickety tin ... she drowned her father in the creek The water tasted bad for a week And we had to make do with gin With gin. We had to make do with gin Her mother she could never stand sing rickety tickety tin ... stand and so a cyanide soup she planned The mother died with a spoon in her hand And her face in a hideous grin A grin. Her face in a hideous grin She set her sisters hair on fire sing rickety tickety tin ... and as the smoke and flame grew higher Danced around the funeral pyre Playing a violin O-lin. Playing a violin She tied her brother down with stones sing rickety tickety tin ... and sent him off to Davy Jones All they ever found were the bones And occassional pieces of skin Of skin. Occassional pieces of skin One day she had nothing to do sing rickety tickety tin ... she cut her baby brother in two Served him up in an Irish stew And invited the neighbors in -Bors in. Invited the neighbors in. When at last the police came by sing rickety tickety tin ... these terrible deeds she did not deny To do so she would have to lie And lying she knew was a sin A sin. Lying she knew was a sin ADDITIONAL VERSE [Just one last thing before I go sing rickety tickery tin ... there is something I think you ought to know They had no proof so they let her go And they say she was tall and thin And thin. They say she was tall and thin.] My tragic tale I won't prolong sing rickety tickety tin ... and if you did not enjoy this song You've yourself to blame for letting me go on You should never have let me begin Begin. You should never have let me begin! |
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Topic:
Halloween Plans
Edited by
CallMeMB
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Thu 10/29/15 01:33 PM
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No wild party here either.
Which is odd... I LOVE dressing up for Halloween! I've got to plan better for next year 
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Topic:
who am i
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I am Spartacus. In that case... I am Wonder Woman! *I can see myself ROCKIN' the cape! |
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Topic:
who am i
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I am the Walrus!
Just sayin' 
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Love still exists... In MANY forms!
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Topic:
need someone to talk to
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Well now... You say what YOU want, but say nothing of what you bring to the table.
Screams one-sided relationship to me. Perhaps I'm wrong? You just forgot to mention what you offer a partner? |
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Topic:
Womens sex drive
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of course all 3 and you wonder why guys are confused? come here come here get away get away 
LOL. Like I said it depends on the mood and timing. If you don't know how to set a mood... Can't blame a woman for that
Hmmmm I dunno about all that.... As a woman, I am perfectly capable of setting the mood... For making love or a mind bending 'quickie'. Which will I choose? I suppose that all depends on MY mood in the moment. 
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The chick in the office next to mine, beating the living @#%$(& out of her keyboard.
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Topic:
the waiting game
Edited by
CallMeMB
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Thu 10/08/15 08:52 AM
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*Woof*
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That I am long overdue for a road trip to nowhere in particular.
Bring on the weekend! |
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http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/179yearoldman.asp
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i'm not getting why people think think 100 degrees is "extreme" weather.... I spent over 30 years in Texas. 93? 100? Pfffffffffffffft! that's not THAT hot! Oh wait! Yes it is! When you don't have AC! Most residences in Seattle have no air-conditioning |
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Safe?
Where's the fun in that? |
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2010 GT Mustang
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Topic:
WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION?
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Operations Manager
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I am counting down to the big FIVE OH. I can't tell if I am freaked out by this or not. I suppose if I can't tell, then it's really not bothering me
The big Five Oh? Are you going to Hawaii? 
Ooooh, that might be a nice place to celebrate.
Though it wouldn't be first on my list. |
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I am counting down to the big FIVE OH. I can't tell if I am freaked out by this or not. I suppose if I can't tell, then it's really not bothering me
has the countdown ended yet No, it's a long countdown 
Just a bit less than 3 weeks to go... |
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Topic:
Travel Dream
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First stop...
Scotland |
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I am counting down to the big FIVE OH. I can't tell if I am freaked out by this or not. I suppose if I can't tell, then it's really not bothering me
I think a lot of women would kill to look like you at 40...never mind 50. Thank you kind sir! I will admit, I feel pretty damn good! |
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I am counting down to the big FIVE OH.
I can't tell if I am freaked out by this or not. I suppose if I can't tell, then it's really not bothering me
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