An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speeches to the Deaf Society.
All are keen to make an impression on their audience.

The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of his colleagues,
starts by rubbing first his chest and then his groin.
When he finishes the Scotsman and Irishman ask him what he was doing.
"Well" he explained" By rubbing my chest I indicated breasts and thus Ladies
and by rubbing my groin I indicated balls and thus Gentlemen.
So my speech started: Ladies and Gentlemen."

On his way up to the podium the Scotsman thought to himself I'll go one better
than that English bastard and started his speech by making an antler symbol with his fingers
above his head before also rubbing his chest and his groin.
When he finished his colleagues asked what he was doing.
"Well" he explained" By imitating antlers and then rubbing my chest and
groin I was starting my speech by saying Deer Ladies and Gentlemen."

On his way up to the podium the Irishman thought to himself I'll go one further
than those mainland bastards and started his speech by making an antler symbol
above his head, rubbing his chest, and then his groin, and then masturbating furiously.
When he finished his colleagues asked him what he was doing.
"Well" he explained," by imitating antlers, rubbing my chest and then my groin
and then masturbating I was starting my speech by saying
Deer Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure......."

I can't breathe

You take my breath away also..

Awww

Yeeeesuss dude, do you make these up yourself or is there some secret Irish joke book you're getting em from????

No they are just ones I've heard over the years..

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Oh my.... by the way my mother was deaf and mute, true story. She will be laughing in her grave.

Nice to hear that, bless her..

Wow! that was very funny

What I like about this joke, is that we could substitute a Democrat, a Republican, and a Libertarian and tell the same joke just as well.

Glad you liked it..

Oh my God too funny .