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Topic: any lady farters here
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Tue 03/05/19 06:22 PM
ladys do ye really fart and whos ok to say it out ??

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Tue 03/05/19 06:39 PM
Timhehirl wants attention.

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Tue 03/05/19 06:58 PM
Well I must admit I doblushing . I have two memories of such (1) the house I grew up in had the air conditioning vents on the floor and so I took and farted in it and then closed the vent. Needless to say I stunk up the house for a little whilelaugh blushing . (2) me and my brother would tape record our farts. One day we turned on the radio and a Pizza Hut commercial was on so my brother had to fart so he proceeded to turn on the tape recorder and said “This my fart by Pizza Hut” and did a short then a high pitched fartlaugh . I mainly do mine at the dinner table at homeblushing and my mom would often say to me “I hope you don’t do this at work” and I tell her “no”. My dad tells me I remind him of a girl he went to school with, she was loud and proud, do it in your face or on your lap. I don’t do either but will lift my leg for effect.

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Tue 03/05/19 07:06 PM
that is really good story enjoyed the read made me laugh great to see someone as fun and exciting as you

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Tue 03/05/19 07:16 PM
Don't write to timhehehirl

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Tue 03/05/19 07:32 PM
That's what dogs are for; to have somebody to blame it on.

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Tue 03/05/19 07:54 PM
I must admit I couldn’t stop cracking up telling those storieslaugh rofl . Another one comes to mind, I was in middle school and felt one coming on and tried my hardest to hold it in only to come out anywayoops . As Larry the cable guy would say “Lord I apologize for that right there and be with the starving pigmes pygmies in New Guinea amen”.

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Tue 03/05/19 08:50 PM
Edited by Datwasntme on Tue 03/05/19 08:54 PM



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Tue 03/05/19 08:57 PM

That's what dogs are for; to have somebody to blame it on.


lol my poor doggy gets blammed for every then , but when it comes to farts
ya, you know its her , she can clean out a house on a bad day easy

but i still after all these years find it amusen , when she wakes her self up with a fart , sniffs the air and gives me a evil look like i did it
<shrug>

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Tue 03/05/19 11:56 PM
Yes and some people get a kick out of talking about it

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Wed 03/06/19 12:54 AM
Yeah, as they say “variety is the spice of life”. When I was a teenager I use to have to medication for acme and when I would pas gas mom would blame it on the medication I took. Now for the past couple of years I take a chewable gummy fiber chews before breakfast and one an hour before dinner and well you know the rest of the storyblushing oops .

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Wed 03/06/19 04:53 AM
sick ill noway

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Wed 03/06/19 05:20 AM
Depends on what I've eaten

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Wed 03/06/19 02:10 PM
i only fart ladies when one's climbed too far up my azz.

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Wed 03/06/19 03:13 PM

i only fart ladies when one's climbed too far up my azz.

noway

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Wed 03/06/19 03:18 PM
Sprays fabreeze noway

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Wed 03/06/19 03:19 PM

Sprays fabreeze noway

Finally someone who is not vile and uncouth :heart_eyes:

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Wed 03/06/19 03:22 PM
laugh

(belches)

waving

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Wed 03/06/19 03:23 PM
Edited by d__u__b on Wed 03/06/19 03:29 PM
<~~~ totally couth.




smokin

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Wed 03/06/19 03:25 PM
<-----The Couthest smokin

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