Topic: any lady farters here | |
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ladys do ye really fart and whos ok to say it out ??
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Timhehirl wants attention.
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Well I must admit I do . I have two memories of such (1) the house I grew up in had the air conditioning vents on the floor and so I took and farted in it and then closed the vent. Needless to say I stunk up the house for a little while . (2) me and my brother would tape record our farts. One day we turned on the radio and a Pizza Hut commercial was on so my brother had to fart so he proceeded to turn on the tape recorder and said “This my fart by Pizza Hut” and did a short then a high pitched fart . I mainly do mine at the dinner table at home and my mom would often say to me “I hope you don’t do this at work” and I tell her “no”. My dad tells me I remind him of a girl he went to school with, she was loud and proud, do it in your face or on your lap. I don’t do either but will lift my leg for effect.
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that is really good story enjoyed the read made me laugh great to see someone as fun and exciting as you
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Don't write to timhehehirl
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That's what dogs are for; to have somebody to blame it on.
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I must admit I couldn’t stop cracking up telling those stories . Another one comes to mind, I was in middle school and felt one coming on and tried my hardest to hold it in only to come out anyway . As Larry the cable guy would say “Lord I apologize for that right there and be with the starving pigmes pygmies in New Guinea amen”.
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Edited by
Datwasntme
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Tue 03/05/19 08:54 PM
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That's what dogs are for; to have somebody to blame it on. lol my poor doggy gets blammed for every then , but when it comes to farts ya, you know its her , she can clean out a house on a bad day easy but i still after all these years find it amusen , when she wakes her self up with a fart , sniffs the air and gives me a evil look like i did it <shrug> |
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Yes and some people get a kick out of talking about it
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Yeah, as they say “variety is the spice of life”. When I was a teenager I use to have to medication for acme and when I would pas gas mom would blame it on the medication I took. Now for the past couple of years I take a chewable gummy fiber chews before breakfast and one an hour before dinner and well you know the rest of the story .
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Depends on what I've eaten
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i only fart ladies when one's climbed too far up my azz.
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i only fart ladies when one's climbed too far up my azz. |
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Sprays fabreeze
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Sprays fabreeze Finally someone who is not vile and uncouth |
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(belches) |
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Edited by
d__u__b
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Wed 03/06/19 03:29 PM
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<~~~ totally couth.
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<-----The Couthest
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