This is a great thread ladies...
please keep it going.

Today I learned that allll this time I have been picking the wrong allegedly intimate confectionery.

Makin' the switch to cheesecake.
Of course! I feel stupid now!
:-)

Amen to that... I think you've got the right idea.

Spring can't sprung fast enough for me this year.

I'd replace the dancing with live bands... almost the same.

But I'm up the river a ways... nyc is a once in awhile thing for me.

RIGHT IDEA... girls, listen to her!

You go Passionatechaos.

defibrillation, yep. that's the ticket. Good Look, John!

ohhhh.. I forget what you call it... umm

First it sounds kinda like when you turn on the big clunky flash for those old cameras that used wadayacallit... film.

Then they get you (only) half naked.

Then they put the things on you.

Then somebody shouts "CLEAR" and you hear a sharp buzz.

What DOOOO you call that? I can't think of the word... help me mingle...

So, dude, I've worked in that industry... with "nerd girls"

tips!

uhhh dude... "geek" is the preferred nomenclature.

They usually don't want a geek guy. (sad for me) I think they think it's like taking work home, and they pretty much got that right I think! I could see how it might get hilariously bad, anyway, but it would make great TV.

ask her if she uses github.

Think of George Carlin's famous
"hip square groovy cool" routine.
herb->dork->nerd->geek.

dude, don't call her a nerd. geeeeek good. nerd bad.

~~CapsLock is nowhere and everything is under control~~

Hey Geek-girls... Am I right? How'd I do?
Wait... keeep processsing.. new input:
sudo make-me-a-sandwich --force --ham=honey --cheese=swiss

Get off my lawn!
you crazy kids...
and your meddling dog...
grrrrrrr
:-)

I would tell you I feel like I'm in a scooby do episode...
but it's *before* you're time.

maybe I should check my hip.