Sh!t may just be one of the most powerful word in the English language. You can be sh!t faced, sh!t out of luck, or have sh!t for brains. With a little effort, you can get your
sh!t together, find a place for your sh!t or decide to sh!t
or get off the pot.
You can smoke sh!t, buy sh!t, sell sh!t, lose sh!t, find sh!t, forget sh!t, and tell others to eat sh!t and die. Some people know their sh!t while others can't tell the difference between sh!t and shineola.

There are lucky sh!ts, dumb sh!ts, crazy sh!ts, and sweet sh!ts. There is bull sh!t, horse sh!t and chicken sh!t. You can throw sh!t, sling sh!t, catch sh!t, or duck when sh!t hits the fan.
You can give a sh!t or serve sh!t on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep sh!t or be happier than a pig in sh!t. Some days are colder than sh!t, some days are hotter than sh!t, and some days are just plain sh!tty.

Some music sounds like sh!t, things can look like sh!t, and there are times when you feel like sh!t. You can have too much sh!t, not enough sh!t, the right sh!t, the wrong sh!t or a lot of weird sh!t. You can carry sh!t, have a mountain of sh!t, or find yourself up sh!t creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to sh!t and other times you swim in a lake of sh!t and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation. And remember,
once you know your sh!t, you don't need to know anything else!

No Sh!t...

don't believe a ****tin' word of it..................lmao

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Miss O. Needeep They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married her cousin Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chick N. Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.