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Sam and Cindy grew up next to each other,and as they grew older, each
constantly tried to one-up the other.If Sam got a jungle gym,Cindy got a swing set,and so on,until the contest became very expensive for both sets of parents.Finally Sam's father asked what was going on,and when Sam explained it,a big grin came over his face. Next Saturday Cindy whizzed down the sidewalk on her brand new tricycle."Nyaah,Nyaah," she taunted,tossing her long blonde hair over her shoulder,"look what I've got." "So?" retorted Sam."I've got something you'll never have--look!" And he pulled down his pants and showed her. Realizing she'd been outdone,Cindy ran into her house sobbing.Her father picked her up and tried to comfort her.Getting the whole story out of her,he smiled and whispered something in her ear. The next day Sam spotted Cindy in the backyard and decided to rub it in."I've got one of these and you don't," he teased,pulling his pants down again. "Big deal,"said the little girl haughtily,pulling her skirt up and her panties down."My daddy says that with one of THESE I can have as many of THOSE as I want." |
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Sigh so true...
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That is frigging Hilarious!Songbird.;)Thank God for spill-proof covers
on drinks.(LMAO) |
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Thanks Songdird,,,,,
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B LMAO but true LOL JK Song :)
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thats was so funny. but so true lol
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