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Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay.
There would be a cure for stretch marks. Natural childbirth would become obsolete. Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem. All methods of birth control would be 100% effective. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained. Men would be eager to talk about commitment. They wouldn't think twins were so cute. Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM. Briefcases would be used as diaper bags. Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes. They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy. Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entree's. Women would rule the world. |
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Edited by
bad_girl
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Sat 03/29/08 03:32 PM
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This is wrong
Other than us ruling the world of course |
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Good one.
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If men got pregnant , the population would drop off
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Edited by
LadyOfMagic
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Sat 03/29/08 03:48 PM
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Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay. There would be a cure for stretch marks. Natural childbirth would become obsolete. Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem. All methods of birth control would be 100% effective. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained. Men would be eager to talk about commitment. They wouldn't think twins were so cute. Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM. Briefcases would be used as diaper bags. Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes. They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy. Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entree's. Women would rule the world. If men got preg the world would cease to exist..what man can take that kind of pain? |
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i can take it, pain is actually kinda fun.....
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funny as, but we would cease to exist lol...either from men never ever going threw this due to the pain or us killing our selves from listening to them moan about it..man flu is bad enough
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This is wrong Other than us ruling the world of course |
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if men could have kids it would no longer be the way it is. kids would start becoming a status symbol. men would be walking around high fivin each other "guess who's knocked up again!!!!!". the birth rate would sky rocket. men with no kids would be looked at the same way 40 year old virgins are.
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I think I am
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funny as, but we would cease to exist lol...either from men never ever going threw this due to the pain or us killing our selves from listening to them moan about it..man flu is bad enough |
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Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay. There would be a cure for stretch marks. Natural childbirth would become obsolete. Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem. All methods of birth control would be 100% effective. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained. Men would be eager to talk about commitment. They wouldn't think twins were so cute. Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM. Briefcases would be used as diaper bags. Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes. They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy. Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entree's. Women would rule the world. If men got preg the world would cease to exist..what man can take that kind of pain? We put up with women, don't we? |
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