My wife filed divorce papers late this morning and I was served with them this afternoon. I can't even go back into my own house now.

I don't even know what I did. I never saw this coming. I even paid her a compliment this morning.

We started a perfectly normal morning. As we were getting ready for work together in our bedroom, I was dressing while she was looking in our full length mirror.

Shes says to me; "Oh no, I starting to get gray hair." I just kind of let out let out a little "hmmmm".

She then says to me; "Oh no, I'm starting to get wrinkles." I just let out another litlle "hmmmm".

Then she says to me; "I'm getting fat." Again, I just let out yet another "hmmmm".

Last thing she says to me was; "Honey, please tell me something good about me?" So I said to her; "You've got great eye sight!"

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hell, i'd be filing for divorce too!!!!!!!!!

You actually lived long enough to get served????