> The Pope had become very ill and was taken to many doctors, none
> of who could figure out how to cure him. Finally he was brought
> to an old physician. After about an hour's examination the
> physician came out and told the cardinals that he had some good
> news and some bad news.
>
> The bad news was that the pope had a rare disorder of the
> testicles, which if left untreated, would be fatal. The good news
> was that all the Pope had to do to be cured, was to have sex.
>
> Well, this was not good news to the cardinals, who argued about
> it at length. Finally they went to the Pope with the doctor and
> explained the situation.
>
> After some thought, the Pope stated, "I agree, but under four
> conditions."
>
> The cardinals were amazed and there arose quite an uproar. Over
> the noise a single voice asked, "And what are the four
> conditions?"
>
> The room stilled. There was a long pause....
>
> The Pope replied, "First the girl must be blind, so that she
> cannot see with whom she is having sex."
>
> "Second, she must be deaf, so that she cannot hear with whom she
> is having sex."
>
> "And third, she must be mute so that if somehow she figures out
> with whom she is having sex, she can tell no one."
>
> After another long pause a voice arose and asked,
>
> "And the fourth condition?"
>
> The Pope replied, "Big t*ts."
>
>

Are you sure it was not an alter boy with man boobs.