I just changed my profile to this.... I have received a ton of e-mails and views since. I think its absolutely perfect....need opinions.

well your knew, so what do you want me to say.

funny i like headline clyde seeking Bonnie (thats my real name LOL!!!!!!)

Very nice

yeah, got tired of just reading. some of these threads are priceless.

I am not following you. If you are receiving a ton of emails and views, then why initiate this thread? If your profile is absolutely perfect, once again, why start this thread?

When I first looked at your pic, I thought "what a handsome man." However, after reading your profile I was completely turned off. I have no idea whether you are full of yourself or trying to be funny, but it doesn't work.

Eliminate "I am a masterpiece. I am your lottery ticket." You should be telling a woman she is those things, not saying that about yourself. That works when a man says it in person; it becomes funny. However, saying that about yourself in your profile makes you appear full of yourself. Once a woman gets the impression that you are conceited, then you are no longer a good-looking man, you become someone she starts tearing apart.

It is the same with "I am the reason for your insomnia, I am the jog that increased your heart rate. I am the song you can't get out of your head." Once again, you sound as if you are in love with yourself. Women want you to be enamored with them, not yourself.

The following makes you sound not only conceited, but also aloof "I am unapproachable." Delete it.

<-----you need a lady? here she is shes a mail order bride(and she could do things to you that no other young woman can)like clean,cook and even shine your shoes real cheap!

WOWZERS

Mirror is definitely going to want to give you a doo-doo smasher

Thanks for your input..I agree with you for the most part. The reason I posted this outlandish profile is because for the most part....I wanted to discourage the 1's - 6's. I meet enough women through the usual channels and I am looking to attract better looking women.

For the most part...this has worked!! However, when I read the profile it doesnt feel right and it isnt me. That is why I posted for help and input.

Discourage the 1's to 6's. Wow. I don't think the profile is going to much matter. Good luck with that.

Kaseynej, your a 10 you know that dont you

i like it

you're good for my ego! Thanks!

Well, if it works, leave it.

Dont be mad... I didnt say you were a 1-6. I can rate if you would like an honest opinion.

I'm not mad. I don't know you. I just thought it was very shallow. And thanks for the offer, but no thanks. Good luck with your endeavors.

Hey don't let it get to you. We are all shallow in one way or another. This guy is good-looking and wants a 9 or 10. Why not? I am a pretty woman when I don't have my Haloween garb on and I go after the better looking men.

You are pretty yourself .... try going after the 9's and 10's. You will find it is fun to date a great looking guy.

Yeah....what she said!

I know it is. But I guess I'm weird, I go more for the personality.

Yeah. but guys are shallow pigs.

Some, but not all. Not even most.