Why don't little girls fart??........They don't get an *sshole til they get married

Only real men admit this. lol

ahahaha I found this rather amusing! thanks for making me laugh!

no no no, women don't fart cuz they can't keep their mouths closed long enough to build up pressure....

touche........ hear, hear....good show ol' chap!!!!!!!!!

was going to post but im trying to build up some pressure

I think that only happens three days a month

Mythbusters actually did a show on "Do women fart"
Funniest show ever!
I don't think they "aired" it.

they aired it but it was closed captioned 'cause they were all SBDs

yeh brings back my joke froma earlier post.....two women were sat together...quietly!

that was a pretty funny thread

Women do fart! I had an awful experience three months ago, where on a third date with a local woman, I went to her place and watched a couple DVD movies with her. After the last movie finished we sat and talked for a bit, then it was time for me to leave. As I left, we hugged each other at her door and whew, out one came. I was polite and pretended like I heard nothing, so did she, although she was a bit red faced. We talked another minute or so, the hugged a second time. On this second occassion, I almost thought she had a cannon in her pants it was so loud. Still, I remained polite, but I did move out the door very quickly! I didn't want to stick around to get "wind" of the aftermath! It hindsight it seemed, this woman tooted whenever hugged. Instead of putting myself at risk a third time, I let that third date be the last one with her. Better safe than gased!