Tired of the boring "straights" she'd been laying, a girl decided she'd find out if bikers were really the heavy "c*cksmen" that she heard they were.

So she picked up a gigantic biker and went with him up to his pad.

Stripped and ready, anxiously awaiting some real action, she was astonished to see that his full johnson was only three inches long.

"Who," she demanded scornfully, "do you think you're going to satisfy with that?"

Grinning confidently, the biker replied, "Me!"

Chortle chortle. Probably why he liked the BIKE.