A cowboy and his gal walk into a bar and make their way to the back to get a table. The gal is quite pretty and many eyes follow her to the table. After getting seated the cowboy tells her to go get some beers. The gal gets up and heads towards the bar. On the way there she is stopped by two different men, each one whispers something to her and she looks more upset each time.

When the gal gets back with the beer, the cowboy asks her what the first guy said. She replied, "He told me he wanted to lick my breasts!" The cowboy starts to roll up his sleeves.

Getting angrier he asks his gal what the second guy said. She replies, "He said he would love to turn me upside down and fill my vagina full of beer, then drink it all!" The cowboy then starts to roll his sleeves back down...The gal says, "What are you doing?" The cowboy says, "I'm not messing with a man that can drink that much beer!"