Her name was Audrey... and her hair, was infused with the fire that burned in her soul...
red, like the blood moon, late of eve... October autumn nights... All hallowed eve, to be precise... and did Audrey, ever look beautiful.
With the choice of outfit that she wore, heads turned left and right as she walked down the street, only to stop, and stare... At Audrey. Each time another eye swept up and down her soft silky skin, arms, legs... she didn't care. She would giggle, she would laugh, she would stare up at the stars, and fling her fingers to the sky, head back, hair wild... and her body... nude.
The Emperesses New Clothes, she called this outfit... only having, the night before, agreed to go as, Un Hansel, and Un Gretal... now she stood before me, before the crowd, as naked as could be... Insisting, that she was wearing clothes, so fine, only a princess could see them. I could say that I tried to imagine the outfit she was wearing... but my tounge would be decieving you.
Alas, my tounge was almost decieving me, as it just about lolled out of my mouth... In the shadows, it hung like a rabid, bloody red dog, dripping with tinged red spit... vampires blood, bitten unto, to be like a ware-wolf... but I... I was the Mad Hatter, crazy and all, running through the night not unlike that of the beast of NotreDame... the hunchback.... and who was I chasing in such a Manner?... but Miss Audrey...
That's who I chased... and she played me, like a duck at a hunters pond, laying in the grass, with only a lovely feather body to betwixt me... just to fly away, like the morning sunshine does during the mid afternoon, to take flight, like the duck, away from hunter, when the sights of the groovy, groovy pellet powder is almost upon her...
that is how Audrey did flee...
But she teased... For she knew that I was sure to catch her, on this, All Hallowed Eve... and that I would be sure, if possible, to take that sweet Emperesses, and tear her "new Clothes" from each part of her limber, soft apple jelly yum yumms... But still, she ran...
In the moonlight of the night, I swear that I could see nothing, my brothers, but a lovely bit of Nemo's Fire, wafting about the night, as tho Audrey was riding the burning horse, Queen of Athena... A jealousy not just for Me, but for Zuess as well, and it was while I was thinking about overtaking her, as I ran right behind her jiggling, juggling cracks and crevices... that she ran into the corn maze, surprising me, oh yes, my brothers...
for this is how she evaded, for a short time, the maddest, of the mad hatters...
it was, a corn maze indeed.
I could not imagine, as her beautiful, unclad body, slipped into the corn, just how lucky that corn was.... although it did cross my mind, that I was sure as day, that the corn had buttered itself, upon her entrance... for it seemed as tho I glided thru the stocks... almost at her tail, like a fox in the effortless hunt... evading a dog such as I, easily thru the thick and the thin, as it was.
What was I to say, but, come come dear Audrey... Must we play this game of Hide, and Seek, Amongst the corn? Wouldn't thost rather come out, and have thy self a good "Threshing" of sorts? A good threshing in the corn Audrey?
What Dost, thy say?
And it was at this point, my droobie brothers, that the young lady Audrey, did take herself from amongst the corn, and unto me... The very mad Hatter that had chased her unto said such circumstances... and let me tell you my brothers...
As the lengends had said, she was a beast unto me...
For so soft of skin, and of countenance, were not to be had unto this brother, without the price of satisfaction, if you will....
And Audrey.... the name that summons the passions of the night...
Bid herself to drive the Mad Hatter, even madder... in her "emperesses, New clothes".
Now I do remember earlier in the story brothers, where I said that when I had captured this little bird of flight, this lovely bit of peach running thru the night, that I would tear asunder such clothes... as to leave her truly naked...
and shall I be to let you down in my story? to not fufill the simple promises that I have made... have it not dear brothers...
it is true.... to true... for it was Audrey...
that tore the clothes from me my brothers....
Yes, I stand here as a man, and admit this to you now, for it is great satisfaction, to tell unto thee... That your particular brother here, was a nervous as a fresh chickie straight from the egg...
But fear not... for it was with straight body, and hard presence, that I responded to her.... the moments hesitation, only to let her see me flacid in such a reddish glow from the moon... it was then, dear brothers, that she began to chase me, as I had chased her countenance, only a moment ago....
and there was indeed a good threshing of the corn that night gentlemen...
For Audrey, as gentle, and as soft as she was....
came upon me like a thunderstorm....
and I, dear brothers.... shall keep the rest to myself....

With Equescent thoughts....
FroznChild

Hey handy.. good to see you! lol, thanks for taking the time to read it!

Huh-ha, nice write frozen

ha ha ha... lol... Thanks wench. Hope your day is going fantastic!

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