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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 53
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 03/27/08 11:39 AM
Do the special olymics have a cooking competition? Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa retarded Iron Chef???? Bring it on ~~!!!!

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Thu 03/27/08 11:39 AM
Just what kind of girl do you think I am TTO?? EXACTLY

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 03/27/08 11:41 AM
Retard tingles: An action by someone or something that gives an inundating feeling of embarrassment

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Thu 03/27/08 11:45 AM
Is my FLY open again , I wonder ???? I have this tingling feeling

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 03/27/08 11:46 AM


Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 03/27/08 11:49 AM
Retard in a leotard:When a group of people get a mentally retarded person drunk and dress he/she up in a leotard for the amusement of those watching. -"Man peto, this party sucks!" -"Yeah peto, let's get a mutha****in retard up in a leotard and have some fun." -"Louis, I cant believe you humped a pie box in a loetard, you are the funniest retard ever to don the leotard." omg not funny but FREAKING FUNNY!!!

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Thu 03/27/08 11:50 AM
Waiting ... by the shoreline ... BRB .. need more beers

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 03/27/08 11:52 AM
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO I FEEL DRUNK!!!

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Thu 03/27/08 11:52 AM
Is it Leotard day at work? Again? Yah - I've been to bachelor(ette) parties like that Joe says, "Happy Birthday Viagra" so go have a special moment today!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 03/27/08 11:55 AM
dEAR DIARY.......do you ever feel like a sh*t head???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 03/27/08 12:00 PM
Dear diary........what happened to my dancing cabana boys??????

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Thu 03/27/08 12:02 PM
dEAR DIARY.......do you ever feel like a sh*t head??? NEVER .. I am always the perfect gentleman, AND in a fantsatic mood ...

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 03/27/08 12:06 PM
YAAAAAAAA my day 4 and you know what that means......

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Thu 03/27/08 12:12 PM
mmmmmmmm it means my "Chick-o-meter" is goingt o plumment ?? ?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 03/27/08 12:12 PM
Dear diary..........bondo is my friend......

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 03/27/08 12:13 PM
mmmmmmmm it means my "Chick-o-meter" is goingt o plumment ?? ? It means.....I work today and I have 2 days of no one wanting anything from me and or hitting me......Im kinda liking that thought!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 03/27/08 12:16 PM
Dear diary......I think I got drunk off 3 glasses of wine last night!!!

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Thu 03/27/08 12:18 PM
mmmmmmmm it means my "Chick-o-meter" is goingt o plumment ?? ? It means.....I work today and I have 2 days of no one wanting anything from me and or hitting me......Im kinda liking that thought!! Wicked ... I have a day and a half of my kids over the weekend , AND ... beers ... what could be better ???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 03/27/08 12:18 PM
do you ever get a weekend without your kids????

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Thu 03/27/08 12:22 PM
do you ever get a weekend without your kids???? Every OTHER weekend .... BUT..I WANT MY KIDS MORE that is my ONLY selfish act ... is that so bad ??