A guy goes to the post office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks
him: "Have you ever been in the service?" Yes he says. "I was in the armed
forces for three years." The Interviewer says, "That will give you extra
points toward employment", and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?
The guy says, "Yes 100%. A mortar round exploded near me and blew my
testicles off." The interviewer tells the guy, "Ok I can hire you right
now. The hours are from 8am to 4pm . You can start tomorrow. Come in at
10am ." The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8am-4pm then
why do you want me to come in at 10am ?" "This is a government job" the
interviewer says. "For the first two hours we stand around scratching our
balls. No point in you coming in for that.

GOOD ONE!!!!!!!

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