Topic: Ancient History Explained
uk1971's photo
Tue 03/25/08 12:04 PM
Edited by uk1971 on Tue 03/25/08 12:04 PM
A team of archaeologists found a slab of rock with 5 figures carved on it, in order:
A Woman, A Donkey, A Shovel, A Fish, A Star of David.
After months of study, the leader took the rock and went on a lecture tour. He said,
"The carvings were thousands of years old but even so, they revealed a lot about the people of that time.
The woman being placed first in the line of figures showed that women were held in very high esteem - most likely a family oriented culture.
They probably used the donkey to till the fields.
The shovel shows they were highly intelligent as they knew how to make tools.
The fish shows they knew how to augment the crops they raised by also reaping from the sea.
The Star of David of course indicates they were a very religious group of people."
A little old man in the front row finally got the attention of the speaker.
When acknowledged he said,
"I'm sorry to blow your conclusions but you were reading it left to right. In Hebrew we read from right to left.
That way it reads,
"Holy Mackerel, Dig the Ass on that Chick!"

bigsmile glasses

rodfcutler's photo
Tue 03/25/08 12:10 PM
Why does everything you write have to be all about SEX? Cannot someone be just a little more creative with what they write?noway

Dimple622's photo
Tue 03/25/08 12:19 PM
i think its funny!

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Tue 03/25/08 12:24 PM

Why does everything you write have to be all about SEX? Cannot someone be just a little more creative with what they write?noway


Why don't you lighten up? noway noway
Much of lifes humor originates in sex. Or do you feel inadequate or something?

I thought it was funny as hell. laugh laugh laugh

Keep up the good jokes uk, on whatever theme. bigsmile flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou

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Tue 03/25/08 12:28 PM
laugh laugh laugh

ephraimglass's photo
Tue 03/25/08 04:50 PM

Why does everything you write have to be all about SEX? Cannot someone be just a little more creative with what they write?noway


It isn't lack of creativity. It is an inevitable product of our culture. By their nature, it is an uncomfortable experience to discuss taboo topics directly. Countercultures do so without censure, but in the mainstream, humour is often used as a means of addressing the common experience without broaching the taboo subject in an uncomfortable way.

no photo
Tue 03/25/08 05:09 PM
Good one Tom. laugh laugh
And guys, I don't see any of your postings here.

agate763's photo
Tue 03/25/08 07:00 PM
Another one for the archives!laugh laugh laugh laugh drinker