There I was on my way to work...getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind...wasn't even on the horizon...I was in a great mood...and then...I rear ended a car.

So there we are along side the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car...(and you knoww how you just-get-soooo-stressed and life stuff seems to get funny)?

Yeah, well I could NOT believe it... he was a DWARF!!!!!!
He storms over to my car and looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY"!

So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"

...and that's when the fight started