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One day I go to Chicago and stay in a bigga hotel.
I go down to eat soma breakfast. I tella the waitress "I wanna two pissa toast." She bring me only one piss. I tella her "I wanna two piss!" she say, "Go to toilet." I say, "You no understand, I wanna two piss on my plate." She say "You betta no piss on plate, you sonna ma b*tch!" I don't even know lady, she calla me somma ma b*tch. Then I go to pharmacia with a cougha. The man he give me candy "Fa cough!" I don't even know man ana he tella me FA COUGH! Later I got to eat soma lunch at Ricky's Place, the waitress she bring me spoon, a knife but no fock. I tella her "I wanna fock." She tell me "Everybody wanna fock." I tella her, "You no understand, I wanna fock on table.* She say "You betta not fock on table you sonna ma b*tch." I not even know lady ana she call me sonna ma b*tch. So, I go back to my hotel room, an there's no sheet on my bed. I calla the manager and tella him "I wanna sheet," he tell me "Go to toilet." So, I say, "You no understand, I wanna sheet on bed." He say "You betta not sheet on bed you sonna ma b*tch." I don't even know man ana he call me sonna ma b*tch! I go to check out of hotel and man at desk say "Peace to you." I say "Peace on you too!, you sonna ma b*tch!." - IMA GO BACK TO ITALY!!!  
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lol
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that is frickin genius... i love it
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that is frickin genius... i love it Hmm..an Italian would never order 2 pizza toast for breakfast..;) capish? |
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