A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question, and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then, the still-shaking driver said, "I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me."

The terrified passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."

That's great

Way funny!!

Very funny.

Thanks, I thought so too. Although, I must say I never take credit for authoring any of my jokes. They are only passed along to me by friends so I share them with other friends.