I crack up every time I hear this song or see this vid.

"Piece Of Me"
Bloodshy & Avant
I’m Miss "American Dream"
Since I was 17
Don’t matter if I step on the scene
Or sneak away to the Philippines
They still got pictures of my derrière in the magazine
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?

I’m Miss "Bad Media Karma"
Another day, another drama
Guess I can’t see no harm
In working and being a mama
And with a kid on my arm
I’m still an exception, and everybody
Want a piece of me

I’m Mrs. "Lifestyles Of The Rich & Famous"
(You want a piece of me?)
I’m Mrs. "Oh My God, That Britney’s Shameless!"
(You want a piece of me?)
I’m Mrs. "Extra! Extra! This Just In!"
(You want a piece of me?)
I’m Mrs. "she’s too big, now she’s too thin"
(You want a piece of me?)

I’m Mrs. ‘You want a piece of me?’
Tryin’ and pissin’ me off
Well get in line with the paparazzi
Who's flippin’ me off?
Hoping I’ll resort to startin’ havoc
And end up settlin’ in court
Now are you sure you want a piece of me?
(You want a piece of me?)

I’m Mrs. "Most Likely To Get On TV For Strippin’ On The Streets"
When getting the groceries, no, for real
Are you kidding me?
No wonder there is panic in the industry
I mean, please
Do you want a piece of me?

I’m Mrs. "Lifestyles Of The Rich & Famous"
(You want a piece of me?)
I’m Mrs. "Oh My God, That Britney’s Shameless!"
(You want a piece of me?)
I’m Mrs. "Extra! Extra! This Just In!"
(You want a piece of me?)
I’m Mrs. "she’s too big, now she’s too thin"
(You want a piece of me?)

I’m Miss "American Dream"
Since I was 17
Don’t matter if I step on the scene
Or sneak away to the Philippines
They still got pictures of my derrière in the magazine
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece, piece of me?

You want a piece of me?

I’m Mrs. "Lifestyles Of The Rich & Famous"
(You want a piece of me?)
I’m Mrs. "Oh My God, That Britney’s Shameless!"
(You want a piece of me?)
I’m Mrs. "Extra! Extra! This Just In!"
(You want a piece of me?)
I’m Mrs. "she’s too big, now she’s too thin"
(You want a piece of me?)

I’m Mrs. "Lifestyles Of The Rich & Famous"
(You want a piece of me?)
I’m Mrs. "Oh My God, That Britney’s Shameless!"
(You want a piece of me?)
I’m Mrs. "Extra! Extra! This Just In!"
(You want a piece of me?)
I’m Mrs. "she’s too big, now she’s too thin"
(You want a piece of me?)

Oh yeah
You want a piece of me>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89oS4SN4mNg