Irish Hooker

> An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return,
> her Father cussed her.
>
> "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even
> a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old
> Mother thru?"
>
> The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....Dad.... I became a
> prostitute..."
>
> "Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace
> to this Catholic family.Get away with ye!"
>
> "OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur
> coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings
> certificate.
>
> For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling
> new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outsid e plus a
> membership to the country club........................ (takes a
> breath).............and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve
> on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ..."
>
> "Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says Dad.
>
> Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff."
>
> "Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a
> Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug."

That is funny stuff. ROFLMAO

LoL

too funny!!!