![:smile:](//cdn.jsdelivr.net/emojione/assets/png/1f604.png?v=2.1.4)
faking it
![:wink:](//cdn.jsdelivr.net/emojione/assets/png/1f609.png?v=2.1.4)
whatever you say
![laugh](https://eros.mingle2.com/main/resources/assets/smileys/laugh-de137b5fbdb787a884413b34a58ac97a.gif)
I"m laughing at you not with you
![happy](https://eros.mingle2.com/main/resources/assets/smileys/happy-a7e9ce964657ba710ff0c964371fa00f.gif)
My flies open
![:tongue:](//cdn.jsdelivr.net/emojione/assets/png/1f445.png?v=2.1.4)
my flies open
![mad](https://eros.mingle2.com/main/resources/assets/smileys/mad-b051dd46d80b78718f36c48a8e8dc11f.gif)
I spilled my Jameson
![:angry:](//cdn.jsdelivr.net/emojione/assets/png/1f620.png?v=2.1.4)
I spilled beer on my Jameson
![explode](https://eros.mingle2.com/main/resources/assets/smileys/explode-25f8f0907170588eb9e885d309a26c5f.gif)
I need to take a ****
![grumble](https://eros.mingle2.com/main/resources/assets/smileys/grumble-b2888b896da71a04eb2293cfc91cd220.gif)
why did I forget to buy toilet paper
![noway](https://eros.mingle2.com/main/resources/assets/smileys/noway-f05d9c6be3459b9e4043c066f7db4407.gif)
did he just say what I think he did?
![love](https://eros.mingle2.com/main/resources/assets/smileys/love-08d7f8382ac35857516152b09e5439bd.gif)
theres a beer
![ohwell](https://eros.mingle2.com/main/resources/assets/smileys/ohwell-9d26ea46c56c4d9566f834fef175913c.gif)
whats up your ass
![flowerforyou](https://eros.mingle2.com/main/resources/assets/smileys/flowerforyou-96320a7dc008afb71e411431f8340c5c.gif)
I drank the last beer take this instead?
![indifferent](https://eros.mingle2.com/main/resources/assets/smileys/indifferent-6bbec5375c08a74b6c5c1d2082246aeb.gif)
aliens did it
![glasses](https://eros.mingle2.com/main/resources/assets/smileys/glasses-ceaf20ad517038df40bf766d97ad15cc.gif)
I'm not high
![embarassed](https://eros.mingle2.com/main/resources/assets/smileys/embarassed-835f027ffb187987b5e00c11627ff537.gif)
I love x-mas light so much I wanted to become one
![frown](https://eros.mingle2.com/main/resources/assets/smileys/frown-30e32874b38f33b7cd4b1326d8279c2f.gif)
I'm all outta beer
![smokin](https://eros.mingle2.com/main/resources/assets/smileys/smokin-bbabfe5ef3afa5770a401b811644176b.gif)
cool cool
![devil](https://eros.mingle2.com/main/resources/assets/smileys/devil-38d6ffc308991c576cc98f9ca8b5ea6c.gif)
what I would do if the lights were out
![sick](https://eros.mingle2.com/main/resources/assets/smileys/sick-f1c3368fe33bcf42dfec373461567631.gif)
**** that was light beer
![smooched](https://eros.mingle2.com/main/resources/assets/smileys/smooched-b7ff89223a5367582e73077ea2ce8f27.gif)
you brought me more beer
![:heart:](//cdn.jsdelivr.net/emojione/assets/png/2764.png?v=2.1.4)
I love beer
![drinker](https://eros.mingle2.com/main/resources/assets/smileys/drinker-f97c03de04e0ad3267377d33e2dff48e.gif)
one for me and one for me
![:cry:](//cdn.jsdelivr.net/emojione/assets/png/1f622.png?v=2.1.4)
they stopped selling beer
![brokenheart](https://eros.mingle2.com/main/resources/assets/smileys/brokenheart-813a34595abac5fc60940a185e910a14.gif)
what you've never had a beer
![sad](https://eros.mingle2.com/main/resources/assets/smileys/sad-07562df32c59d54b8c47d791749786f1.gif)
why am I still writing
![bigsmile](https://eros.mingle2.com/main/resources/assets/smileys/bigsmile-b7979267ec9948692791a72fe13c09c6.gif)
do I have something in my teeth
![blushing](https://eros.mingle2.com/main/resources/assets/smileys/blushing-7d7403e6108ef61d8d20c2530b804148.gif)
don't touch me there
![huh](https://eros.mingle2.com/main/resources/assets/smileys/huh-d51baf8f1c714587f78f3f63eff9e2ca.gif)
you touched me there any way
![yawn](https://eros.mingle2.com/main/resources/assets/smileys/yawn-0b0baa9ffa821199e039cf9295198484.gif)
I'm all done writing now