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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 52 | |
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hey purple how was your deathversary????
 
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Dear diary......my new husband from india has added me as a favourite.... 
Another NEW ONE this week ??... what happened to LAST WEEK'S new hubby ???
  
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bla,,,,,I got to see my Grandmother though , shes 94 ,
my sister bought my little one a HARMONICA.......I sooooooooo wanna hide that noise maker today....... 
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I should buy my nephew a drum set!!!
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bla,,,,,I got to see my Grandmother though , shes 94 , my sister bought my little one a HARMONICA.......I sooooooooo wanna hide that noise maker today.......
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<----can play a kazoo like no other!!!!
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I should buy my nephew a drum set!!!
she did say something like she wanted to get him a drum set ... wtf for !!?? I dont know why they hate me....... 
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I bough MY nephew a bowling pin set once .. ( and I KNOW it pizzed my sister off.. maybe that is why she never spoke to me for months after )
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I should buy my nephew a drum set!!!
she did say something like she wanted to get him a drum set ... wtf for !!?? I dont know why they hate me.......
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welllll gigantic pear person has a husband , hez younger then MEE and they are HAPPPY !!!!!!!!!an hez not to bad to look at either  they have a sucseesful ranch their kids are fairly well adjusted ...........
I'd rather be a happy pear person than dust in the wind any day
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Well my sister is a pear person too and married to a rich guy.....but he is a tight wad with his money!!!
They live in the west end of Van in a trillion dollar house anddddddddddddd are they happy??? No idea.......
So is the key to become a gigantic pear person???
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Hmmmmmmm I should go to mcdonalds!!!
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pass the BACONATOR!!
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hahahaaaaaaaaaaaa ok I have 20 minutes.......brb!!!
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my lil one has been Jonesing for Mcdonalds its probebly been over a week since he has had a Mcdonalds fix , he asks EVERYDAY if we can go to Mcdonalds.......
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awwwwwwwwwww JEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeZZZZZZZZZZZZ
its a 20 minute drive TOO Mcdonalds
grab me a hashbrown ..K?....PLEEEeeeeeeeeeEEEEASE??????!!!!!!!! |
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theres a restuarant by the gas station .......
the people that run it dont look very clean and have REEEAAALLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BAD looking TEEF..... and the tables and chairs look like they came from the Salvation army , some are even out door padio furniture , all are dumpy and unclean looking ...... I have looked in the window , but have not set foot in the door......
for some reason I just dont want to eat there....... 
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<-- puts on the jeopordy music and sits and stares at the ceiling wih her mouth hanging open......
a bead of drool forms at the corner of her mouth.... the unsuspecting victim ( lost in a daze ) is unaware the baby spider has launched its ascent towards the tantalizing bit of moisture forming on her red lips.... |
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her dream aside , she places a cigarette between her lips
oblivious to the tiny creature she has just ingested...... she gazes out the window as her throat begins to swell and wonders why she is becoming constricted within herself...... |
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Are you still breathing Purple??
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