I'd rather do magic tricks. Perhaps the type that render a computers power supply inoperational?



We already know that.

not entirely bored.......i'm amused by futurama and my crack head cats....relaxing for a bit before i clean.....i'll probably clean for a couple hours....

it's whatever you want it to be. We need to relieve this poor man's boredom, STAT!

nuh uh

nah, i'm good, like i said......futurama is on

Hiker.... the articulation in here is just stunning. Dazzling, in fact. Maybe I could sing the Electric Company song and we could all brush up (and some learn for the first time) some grammar rules and words... you know? Sounds good?

Let's do it!

maybe someone can make a thread combining the two topics.

Rate from 1-10 how bored you are

Yup.. and we know when and how long you work.. what you eat.. when you are in the bathroom...how many pair of socks are in the laundry...etc. Yet hardly anything about you as a person.

Are you this 'informative' (used very sarcastically) in person?
One thing I've noticed in my time.. The best way to avoid boredom? Is to not be boring.

mee grammer not good?

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up words and phrases and clauses.
Conjunction Junction, how's that function?
I got three favorite cars
That get most of my job done.
Conjunction Junction, what's their function?
I got "and", "but", and "or",
They'll get you pretty far.

"And":
That's an additive, like "this and that".
"But":
That's sort of the opposite,
"Not this *but* that".
And then there's "or":
O-R, when you have a choice like
"This or that".
"And", "but", and "or",
Get you pretty far.

I'll admit I got the songs confused.... this is Schoolhouse Rock.
But I did refresh my memory on that!

And the rest...

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up two boxcars and making 'em run right.
Milk and honey, bread and butter, peas and rice.
Hey that's nice!
Dirty but happy, digging and scratching,
Losing your shoe and a button or two.
He's poor but honest, sad but true,
Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up two cars to one
When you say something like this choice:
"Either now or later"
Or no choice:
"Neither now nor ever"
Hey that's clever!
Eat this or that, grow thin or fat,
Never mind, I wouldn't do that,
I'm fat enough now!

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up phrases and clauses that balance, like:
Out of the frying pan and into the fire.
He cut loose the sandbags,
But the balloon wouldn't go any higher.
Let's go up to the mountains,
Or down to the sea.
You should always say "thank you",
Or at least say "please".

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up words and phrases and clauses
In complex sentences like:
("In the mornings, when I am usually wide awake,
I love to take a walk through the gardens and down by the lake,
Where I often see a duck and a drake,
And I wonder as I walk by
Just what they'd say if they could speak,
Although I know that's an absurd thought.")

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up cars and making 'em function.
Conjunction Junction, how's that function?
I like tying up words and phrases and clauses.
Conjunction Junction, watch that function.
I'm going to get you there if you're very careful.
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
I'm going to get you there if you're very careful.
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
I'm going to get you there if you're very careful.

wow.......flashback

lilith - I am not going to quote you..you know what you said..I just...wow.

Wow.

Did you just whip all that out of your head, or do you store it on your hard drive?

Ohh... not in my head... I'm fast on the search toolbar, I suppose...

http://members.aol.com/MRandino/gramlyric.html