Drunken Biker

One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy biker bar
for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws. At closing
time, he saw one of the bikers stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb,
try his keys on five different bikes before he found his. Then, sat on the
bike fumbling around several minutes, looking as if he might pass out
right there. Everyone left the bar and rode off. Finally, he started his
engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He
stopped the biker, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer
test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded
to know how that could be. The biker replied, "Tonight, I'm the
Designated Decoy."

mom.........I miss you

I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom for me and you
and I think to myself, what a wonderful world

I see skies of blue and clouds of white
the bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
and I think to myself, what a wonderful world

the colors of the rainbow, so pretty in the sky
are also on the faces of people going by
I see friends shaking hands, saying, "how do you do?"
they're really saying, "I love you"

I hear babies cry, I watch them grow
they'll learn much more, than I'll ever know
and I think to myself, what a wonderful world

yes, I think to myself, what a wonderful world

happy easter bunny mom

Hugs Gypsy...........

Thanks jess!!! Just the holidays get me..............

I miss my mom.............I miss all things normal..............and nothing will be normal again!!!!

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa this is supposed to be normal.........ok......................................let me know when its ok................

I'd just like to say fukc you and fukc you and cfukc you!!!!!!!!!!!!

I downloaded the remaining 8 songs of Van Halen that I did NOT already have on my iPod.

I took David Lee Roth's side in the split in 1985. I thought the album "1984" was monumental in terms of introducing the synth to "hard rock" that was common back then.

I do like Van Hagar, though. Sammy's club in Cabo San Lucas is pretty spiffy.

Anyway, they aren't my favorite band, but I like em.

Oh yeah, I broke my purple calculator today. Don't worry, it's not my personal one, it's my work calculator.

I know it sucks Gypsy.... it sucks big time....and I can do nothing to take the yukky stuff away....

I wish I could...

jace!!!! thanks for making me smile!!!

I know you cant jess!!!! Huggggggggggggggs!!! No one can!!!

I miss my Mom too

I know the feeling *Hugs*

DEar diary...............Im stupid!!! I cant do anything about it!!!!

<-------plays stevie nicks and cheryl crowe if you wever did believe........

youve left me now and it seasoned my soul my soul

and with every step you take i watch another part of you go

I continue to build the wall
you were so strong I fell to my knees

and I dont think I can handle this at all!!

No problem, buddy!

I miss my dad a lot. Then I play songs and drink beer like he used to. Things feel better after that.

I don't beat up cats, though. He used to do that, too.

dd,
I like to believe that when i'm thinking of my friends or relatives that have passed....well...that's when they are "looking" down on me. I see them in many things i do...i would not be the person i am , today, if it weren't for their influence in my life... they still influence me...by peering over the edge and keeping an "eye" on me......."Here's lookin atcha"......



Happy Easter

Peace

Dear Diary;

Its 11am.....wtf am i doing up!?

Dear Diary;

All the weirdos are out and about today...so i'm going to do laundry and hide there lol