Topic: Newly Weds
boredinaz06's photo
Sat 03/22/08 04:41 PM
a couple just got Married and are in the
Hotel Room getting ready to Consumate
their Marriage, when the Groom takes off
His Boxers and throws them to His New Bride
and Says "here try them on" so She takes them
puts Her Feet in and Pulls them up and Lets Go
they fall down Around Her Ankles she Does this
2-3 times and Looks at Him and Says " I cant wear these"
and He Snaps at Her and says "thats Right Dammit and Don't you Forget it either! I'm the Man, the Master the One in Charge! when I say Jump You Say How High, You Got me Woman?"
Shocked She Takes off Her Panties And Flip them To Him and Says
"Here Try Them on Atilla"
so he takes them Puts His Feet in and Starts to Pull them up
gets to his Knees they won't go any More He's Pulling on them
and they start to tear He Gets Pissed off and says " God Dammit I can't get in these!"
and She says "if you don't Clean up Your Attitude You Ain't Gonna!"

malibu23wi's photo
Sat 03/22/08 04:42 PM
LOVE IT!!!

MirrorMirror's photo
Sat 03/22/08 04:45 PM
laugh laugh

snowangel2's photo
Sat 03/22/08 04:47 PM
That was cool smokin smokin drinker drinker

Redneckmaninsc's photo
Sat 03/22/08 04:53 PM
I like that one!

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Sat 03/22/08 04:56 PM
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