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Topic: The funniest joke ever
dae11x Joined Thu 10/25/07 Posts: 1554	Sat 03/22/08 08:04 AM
A stupid scientist did an experiment with a mouse. He said "Jump, Mouse, Jump!" and the mouse jumped. He cut off one of the mouse's legs and said "Jump, Mouse, Jump" and the mouse jumped. So he cut off another leg and said "Jump, Mouse, Jump" and the mouse jumped. He cuts off another leg and does the same and the mouse jumps. Finally, he cuts off the mouse's last leg and yells "Jump, Mouse, Jump!!!" and the mouse just sits there. The scientist said "well, I guess that proves it, if you cut off a mouse's legs, they can't hear."

sexysuzi66 Joined Sat 01/19/08 Posts: 287	Sat 03/22/08 08:08 AM
I think this will make u laugh. The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?" Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye. Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy." Then she turned to Mary and continued . . "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One . . . you have a dirty mind. Two . . . you didn't read your homework. And three . . . one day you are going to be very, very disappointed."

harleyfan15 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 682	Sat 03/22/08 08:14 AM
I think this will make u laugh. The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?" Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye. Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy." Then she turned to Mary and continued . . "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One . . . you have a dirty mind. Two . . . you didn't read your homework. And three . . . one day you are going to be very, very disappointed."

SwampHunter Joined Wed 03/19/08 Posts: 2	Sat 03/22/08 08:26 AM
Chelsea Clinton was out campaigning for her mother, and walked up to a man and asked him for his vote. He looked as her as if she'd lost her mind, and said, "There are three things that really scare me in this world, Osama... Obama... and yo momma!"

whatdoyaknow Joined Mon 01/28/08 Posts: 341	Sat 03/22/08 08:28 AM
A stupid scientist did an experiment with a mouse. He said "Jump, Mouse, Jump!" and the mouse jumped. He cut off one of the mouse's legs and said "Jump, Mouse, Jump" and the mouse jumped. So he cut off another leg and said "Jump, Mouse, Jump" and the mouse jumped. He cuts off another leg and does the same and the mouse jumps. Finally, he cuts off the mouse's last leg and yells "Jump, Mouse, Jump!!!" and the mouse just sits there. heard this one a long time ago with a mad scientist and a frog... I thought it was funny The scientist said "well, I guess that proves it, if you cut off a mouse's legs, they can't hear."

whatdoyaknow Joined Mon 01/28/08 Posts: 341	Sat 03/22/08 08:30 AM
I think this will make u laugh. The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?" Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye. Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy." Then she turned to Mary and continued . . "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One . . . you have a dirty mind. Two . . . you didn't read your homework. And three . . . one day you are going to be very, very disappointed." cracked me up

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Wish Einstein were here. He would have roared.