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Dispatcher: Nine-one-one
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. I think I'm going to pass out. Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from? Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic? Caller: No Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing? Caller: Running from the police |
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so............are we suppose to discuss this? i mean,after all it is in the general discussion thread
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nice one lmao
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Dispatcher: Nine-one-one Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. I think I'm going to pass out. Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from? Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic? Caller: No Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing? Caller: Running from the police 
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so............are we suppose to discuss this? i mean,after all it is in the general discussion thread whoops my bad, it has been a very very long day |
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its funny
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yo mods, help a guy out and move this thing to jokes would ya
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sense its been a very long day for you, dont you think it might be a good idea that you went to bed to get a fresh start in the morn, your brain must be extremmly tired as you cant focus correctly
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so............are we suppose to discuss this? i mean,after all it is in the general discussion thread whoops my bad, it has been a very very long day and a very long..... im sorry i was trailing off.... awwwwww how are you hun lol |
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put the pubes away for pete's sake
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put the pubes away for pete's sake Yes, please! Your joke is funny, but that isn't sexy. Just pull your pants up slightly...really please, that's kind of nasty and I mean that in the nicest way. 
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