A Japanese doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that
we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another,
and have him looking for work in six weeks."


A German doctor said, "That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in
four weeks."

A British doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that
we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in
another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, "You guys
are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in
the White House and now half the country is looking for work."

omg, my dad is ging to love this one

How true!