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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 50 | |
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Dear diary.....you want me to get a bed that you have to do a runniing leap to get on it???? I have a hard enough time getting into those big trucks!!!   I can picture it... Gypsy in a sari, with her eye patch, every night, doing a running leap to her bed. 
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too bad my boobs didnt show up......they looked huggggggggggggge in my wonderbra!!! There is where photoshopping skills comes to use. |
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Dear diary.....you want me to get a bed that you have to do a runniing leap to get on it???? I have a hard enough time getting into those big trucks!!! I can picture it... Gypsy in a sari, with her eye patch, every night, doing a running leap to her bed.
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dEAR DIARY......I should put up more crappy pics of myself......my man counter has gone ba donk a donk again!!!  its just newbies who don't realize you're an amish midget with a mustard fetish |
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hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa say BOOBs and chevy shows up!!!!
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I need a nurse..
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dEAR DIARY......I should put up more crappy pics of myself......my man counter has gone ba donk a donk again!!! its just newbies who don't realize you're an amish midget with a mustard fetish
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Am I on top yet? 
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Dear diary.....you want me to get a bed that you have to do a runniing leap to get on it???? I have a hard enough time getting into those big trucks!!! I can picture it... Gypsy in a sari, with her eye patch, every night, doing a running leap to her bed.
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dEAR DIARY......I should put up more crappy pics of myself......my man counter has gone ba donk a donk again!!! its just newbies who don't realize you're an amish midget with a mustard fetish yes....hiding in the corner...uhhh....nevermind  
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 the belly...
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Dear Diary;
Off to bed now! Cause tomorrow just HAS to be Easter which means i have to deal with 5 year old monsters demanding painted eggs which they will destroy in 5 seconds so why even bother painting the damn things is beyond me lol |
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Am I on top yet?
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Nite cloudy!
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Dear Diary; Off to bed now! Cause tomorrow just HAS to be Easter which means i have to deal with 5 year old monsters demanding painted eggs which they will destroy in 5 seconds so why even bother painting the damn things is beyond me lol 
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Am I on top yet?  Put me on the top
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Am I on top yet? Put me on the top the only way to the top is to keep perving me I guess!!!
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Dear Diary; Off to bed now! Cause tomorrow just HAS to be Easter which means i have to deal with 5 year old monsters demanding painted eggs which they will destroy in 5 seconds so why even bother painting the damn things is beyond me lol I was not! i was the kid who sat around playing nintendo all day, so i was quiet =P |
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