holidays are just there to make the lonely people sad... do what I do, pretend it's just another day, suz

(((suz)))

((((Hugs))))

Signs the Easter Bunny is Nuts
10. Neighbors describing him as "a quiet loner."

9. Removed from a department store last December after screaming at Santa, "You're going to die up there, fat man!"

8. Can't stop washing his paws.

7. Colorful eggs now filled with Prozac.

6. Apartment walls covered with photos of Sharon Stone.

5. Met with Dr. Kevorkian about the possibility of a "suicide egg."

4. Rotting corpse of Energizer bunny recently discovered in his crawl space.

3. Won't come out of his compound in Waco, Texas.

2. He's hippity-hopped up on crack.

1. Keeps rubbing himself for good luck.

I do that all the time!

how are ya

aint to bad how are u

oh look. more boobs. hi boobs, how are you? I see you're always staring at me. why is that? I'm straight.

who u talking about embers lol

boobs.

and why we talking about boobs ?

are they distracting you?

i'm good ((oc))

yes. and I'm straight. a woman, too. everywhere I look, boobs boobs.

I'm tellin ya, the guys must be loopy.