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There was this lady who was sexually frustrated and had tried to get her husband sexually stimulated but nothing seemed to work. She tried sexy lingerie, toys etc etc but had no luck.
So one day she asked her friend what she should do. "It's really annoying me now! He's just not up for it. He's always out down the local bar with the lads. What can I do?" Her friend suggested, "Well, if he's always out with the lads why don't you give him an extra 20 bucks so he enjoys himself even more and then he'll come home and thank you appropriately..." So the woman tried this and this is what happened on his return: He said to her. "Take Your clothes off!" She thinks "Whoa! This is working!" Next he said to her "Stand on your head!" "Ooohh Kinky!!!" She thought Then he said to her "Spread your legs apart!" She said to herself "This has really worked, give it to me!" The man then gets a small mirror and places it in-between her legs, and she thought "This is a new one!" Her husband,says "You know... the lads were right, I would look good with a beard!"  
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