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There was a picky rich man who like to receive head. But his wife hated to give head. So the man went into town and went up to a whore and asked her,
"Can you suck my d*ck and sing the Star Spangled Banner at the same time? It must be a clear voice, not hummed." "The whore said "Sure," and he took her to a hotel room and turned out the light. She started to suck him and then she started HUMMING the national anthem. The rich man said "Nope! I’m not paying you." and left. He walked the streets again and found a second woman. He asked her, "Can you suck my d*ck and sing the Star Spangled Banner at the same time? It must be a clear voice not hummed. " The whore said sure and he took her to a hotel room and turned out the light. She started to suck him and then she started HUMMING the national anthem. The rich man said "Nope! I’m not paying you." and left. Finally he found a stranger and asked him if there was a woman who would suck his d*ck and sing the national anthem at the same time. The guy said, "Yeah down 3 blocks and take a left." So the rich man followed the directions and found 1 womanstanding there. He asked her "Can you suck my d*ck and sing the Star Spangled Banner at the same time? It must be a clear voice not hummed. " The whore said "Sure but it will cost you 1000 dollars." "$1000?" the man asked. "Ok..." And the whore said "Under one condition... you must turn off the lights." The man said ok and he took her to a hotel room and turned out the light. She started to suck him and then she started singing the national anthem clearly. When he got off he paid her and left with a smile. The next day he found the same woman and asked her to do it again the whore said, "Sure but it will cost you 1500 dollars." "$1500?" the man asked. "Ok..." But the whore said "Under one condition... you must turn off the lights." The man said ok and he took her to a hotel room and turned out the light. She started to suck him and then she started singing the national anthem clearly. When he got off he paid her and left with a smile. That night he wondered how she did it. So he desided he will turn the light on in the middle of her performance. So a few days later he went to the same street and asked the same woman. She said ok and requested $2000 due to inflation. the man said ok and she said she wanted the lights off. so they went to a hotel room and got to it. As the woman was in the middle of the song the guy turned on the light and on the side table was a GLASS EYE.(b)  
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Hell I guess you can't beat a woman with big eyes !
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ewwww..........but funny
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