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A crusty old guy walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads: CHEESEBURGER:$1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HAND JOB: $1,000.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers."Yes?" she says with a flirty smile,"Can I help you?"....."I was wondering," whispers the old guy,..."Are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?"..."Yes,"she purrs,"I am." The old guy replies,"Well wash your damn hands, I want a Cheeseburger!"