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Remember; you are known by the idiot you accompany
Definition of a bachelor: A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. Women don't make fools of men most of them are the "do-it-yourself" types. The best reason to divorce or break-up with a man is for health reasons you're sick of him. The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him check books. A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, "Oh alright, I'll stay the night." Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle. Always wear high heels, it makes it easier to look down on him. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men a woman When God made Man, she was just kidding. If God had wanted men to be perfect, he'd have given them brains Men is proof even God makes mistakes Men? On the whole, I'd rather buy new batteries. Men read Playboy for the articles women go to malls for the music. Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. Men love sex with redheads, but their wives don't appreciate it! Men are fun to argue with, because even IF they win...they lose. Men of quality respect women's equality. Men play the game. Women know the score. Flies spread disease, keep your's zipped Men and women were created equal, but women continued to improve. Women are a pain in the ass, men are a pain EVERYWHERE! Men have a joystick whereas women just have a game port. Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it. Men, stupid? You'd be dense too if you had your brain in your pants! If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming way too high It was love at first sight. He walked by and I saw the twinkle in his eye. I never knew that someone could be so in love with his own reflection in the mirror. Women are indeed silly, we sleep with men, who if they were women, we wouldn't even have bothered to have lunch with. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at his.  
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Rolling on the floor laughing!!!!
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