Hello how are you? But dont expect me to ask everytime i see you. Im not going to care sometimes. I may fart,purp, and scratch whenever i feel like it. I will go a few days without washing. i will wear the same cloths a couple days in a row. Im going to foget aniverseries,birthdays, and when you tell me we have set plans. I have to watch the games, or be somewhere they are playing the games before i do anything that you want. I will take you shopping, but im waiting outside, and if you take to long, im leaving.I will never hit you, but will punch holes in the wall. Not wachin no kids. That womans work. I will go to work everyday, but dont know when im commin back. If you got a hot friend im going to check her out. Of course try to sleep with her. Im going to put on 30 pounds, but you have to stay in shape, or im dumpin you fat a$$. I hate your mother, and just about all of your family, except your brother. He gets me weed.
Ok, you want to get married? Oh yea. You have to pay for your own ring

so beautiful

and here's another nice guy who just can't get a date.

a hero is born......LOL

Damn you remind me of my ex!

at least your honest....lol

Let me get this straight:

You...are a rude, smelly, frumpy, forgetful, impatient, violent, cheater, stander upper, hypocrite, weed head and cheap? where do we sign up ladies?

Go to www.ianicecatch.com

and...has his own website...touche!!