Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A: A cherry float.

Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? A: 1 US leader

Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? A: Beat it - we're closed.

Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? A: To find a tight seal!

Q: What's the difference between sin and shame? A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out!

Q: What's the speed limit of sex? A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around!

Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box? A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"


Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any!

Q: What's another name for pickled bread? A: Dill-dough!

Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy? A: She's withholding evidence!

Q: What's the difference between light and hard? A: You can sleep with a light on!

Q: Why is sex like a bridge game? A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand!

Q: What's the definition of macho? A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy!

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? A: Their balls are just for decoration!

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