| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 48 | |
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      OC put your hans over your ears an go 
 
  LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAA LA LA LA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???? awwwwwwwwwww that would make me feel sad and anxious   
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      OH BEEP BEEP BEEP 
 
  in coming text message ........... I wonder who THAT could be........       
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<----enter hands up in air emoticon!!!       
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they have Stripper 101!! "Strip mall" takes on a whole new meaning with producer David Saxe's striptease dance studio inside the Miracle Mile Shops at Planet Hollywood. Stripper 101 gives women the opportunity to get slim and sexy by unleashing their inner bombshells with striptease cardio and pole dancing.       
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      Can't you look out without opening the door OC??? 
     
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      ohhhhhhhhh open the door oc!!! it could be a puppy!!! 
    
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      or maybe a saskquatch!!! 
    
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      thats what it is gypsy  
    
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      or a leprachaun!!! 
      
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      its a midget 
     
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      Dear diary........what are imps??? are they smaller leprachauns or are they just little midget peoples??? 
     
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      little people 
     
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      FUKCIN PHONE DRIVE ME MENTAL TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT TRY TO TYPE AND THE CELL SIGNAL IS GOING IN AN OUT AN IN AN OUT AN OUT AN IN AND WHEREZ THE FRIGGIN SPACE BAR ITS ALL ONE WORD 
     THIS PHONE IS GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE
A SLOW PAINFUL DEATH..........                     
HOUSTONWEHAVENOLIFTOFFFWEHAVERAGE,,,,,,,,,,,,,                 
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     its a midget             They say that if a midget howls outside your door you will have good luck forever!!!    
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     or maybe a saskquatch!!!   
  
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      Dear diary.......I think purple needs some zen!!! I think you can buy it at walmart for $14.99 in the food aisle!!! 
      
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        yeah chevy was outside me window lastnight 
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      did you feed him??? 
        
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      wasnt me ! lol
     
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