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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 47
OrangeCat's photo
Sun 03/16/08 10:01 PM
I am going under my rock sad

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Sun 03/16/08 10:02 PM

I am going under my rock sad
awwwwwwww come here kitty kitty......I have catnip!!!devil laugh laugh laugh laugh

MakeMeLaugh12's photo
Sun 03/16/08 10:03 PM
Isn't that where all men hide.....laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
I think Fox already done ran!!!!!noway

chevylover1965's photo
Sun 03/16/08 10:03 PM
no, i have a corner ! :tongue: and i have hot wheel's in that corner too !

OrangeCat's photo
Sun 03/16/08 10:04 PM
chevy I have told u to get out and stay out of my damm corner huh

MakeMeLaugh12's photo
Sun 03/16/08 10:05 PM
grumble grumble ALL RIGHT WHO PEED IN THE CORNER>>>>:angry: :angry: laugh laugh

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Sun 03/16/08 10:05 PM
I smell a pizzzzzzzzzzzing contest!!!bigsmile drinker laugh

chevylover1965's photo
Sun 03/16/08 10:06 PM
dang it , you went under your rock so the corner is mine ! :tongue:

MakeMeLaugh12's photo
Sun 03/16/08 10:07 PM

I smell a pizzzzzzzzzzzing contest!!!bigsmile drinker laugh


The pizzzzzzzzzzzz contest is all yours my azz is not squating.... Come on boy whip em out...... get that tape measure Gypsylaugh laugh

chevylover1965's photo
Sun 03/16/08 10:07 PM

grumble grumble ALL RIGHT WHO PEED IN THE CORNER>>>>:angry: :angry: laugh laugh
oc, did it !laugh

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Sun 03/16/08 10:08 PM
Dear diary.........getty lee .......great singer but ewwwwwwww butt fuggly!!!noway noway noway


And the men who hold high places
Must be the ones who start
to mold a new reality
Closer to the Heart
Closer to the Heart

The Blacksmith and the Artist
Reflected in their art
They forge their creativity
Closer to the Heart
Yea, CLoser to the Heart

Philosophers and Plowmen
Each must know his part
To sow a new mentallity
Closer to the Heart
Closer to the Heart
Yeah ah

ohhh ahh

(Solo)

A Wooah, Wooo

You can be the Captian
And i will draw the chart
Sailing into destinity
Closer to the Heart
Closer to the Heart
Well,Closer to the Heart
Yeah, Closer to the Heart
Close to the Heart
I said, Closer to the Heart

OrangeCat's photo
Sun 03/16/08 10:08 PM
fine I painted it pink for ya chevy so have fun

MakeMeLaugh12's photo
Sun 03/16/08 10:08 PM
LMAO OC bad kitty Gypsy did you get that measurement for the books LOL

OrangeCat's photo
Sun 03/16/08 10:09 PM
Hold mouse up to ear like a cell phone and yell "I can't hear you!!! You're going to have to speak louder!"

Play Pac Man and state to person next to you, "These new games are incredible!"

Practice 'spinning mouse mat on index finger' globe trotter routine.

Put your monitor's contrast and brightness on full. With wide open eyes yell "It's going to implode!"

Tell the cashier you wish to redeem your free 1000 hours and hand him a bag full of collected AOL promo CD's.

Typing hard and loudly looking behind you yell, "STOP MAKING ME TYPE THIS - IT WILL ONLY MAKE THINGS WORSE!"

Sit at the web terminal... without a chair.

Wheel your leather executive chair into Internet cafe and up to the computer with the largest monitor. Sit down, turn to the person next to you handing them a stack of papers, "Get these photocopied right away, the president wants them by end of day."

Casually look around the room for people in chat rooms, log into the same chat room and after a brief and somewhat disturbing conversation state "Your blue jeans go well with your white shirt."

Use computer's speakers to play collection of Sesame Street MP3's.

Dress up in ragged and worn clothes. Walk into an Internet cafe that uses Windows with squeegee and bucket, begin to squeegee monitors for spare change.

Draw two red lines on either end of the floor with a marker, recruit other interested racers and rev up your wheelie chairs.

Turn off the lights and have a Star Wars light sabre moment with your optical mouse. (Darth Vader sounds are encouraged for extra fun).

Show up in hand cuffs and gagged mouth. Use foot to navigate mouse and visit 'escaped fugitives guide' web site.

Put 1.44 disk in drive and have person next to you do the same. Place bets and EJECT - furthest disk is the winner!

In the middle of writing an email, turn monitor off and sigh "Ahhh not again!!!", turn monitor back on and utter "Oh thank goodness!". Repeat until you see concerned faces.




chevylover1965's photo
Sun 03/16/08 10:09 PM
i like pink ! :tongue:

OrangeCat's photo
Sun 03/16/08 10:09 PM

LMAO OC bad kitty Gypsy did you get that measurement for the books LOL



I didnt do it chevy had the accident or was it

OrangeCat's photo
Sun 03/16/08 10:10 PM

i like pink ! :tongue:


with purple and yellow stripes

MakeMeLaugh12's photo
Sun 03/16/08 10:11 PM


LMAO OC bad kitty Gypsy did you get that measurement for the books LOL



I didnt do it chevy had the accident or was it


OM Chevy was it you.... I think you need a whippin.... **** Fox is getting that whip for me right now*****laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Sun 03/16/08 10:12 PM
are you guys talking your thongs again???noway laugh noway laugh

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Sun 03/16/08 10:12 PM
fukc im having mouse troubles again!!!!!!! ohhhhhhhhh walmart here I come!!!bigsmile drinker

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