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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 47
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 03/17/08 07:33 PM
Dear diary......the bacon was CUCKA..... the toast was FANTASTIC and the poached egg was SPECTACULAR!!! All in all I would give it a 7/10!!! Breakfast for dinner......yummy <- feels like making a waffle I eat whatever I feel like for dinner.......cause I can!!!

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Mon 03/17/08 07:34 PM
What does this one mean????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 03/17/08 07:34 PM
Dear diary.......do you ever wonder why they dont make Bacon air freshener??? I think it would be a hit!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 03/17/08 07:35 PM Edited by Gypsy41 on Mon 03/17/08 07:35 PM
bacon perfume.......would make the men bow down to me!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 03/17/08 07:36 PM
mean indifferent.........

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Mon 03/17/08 07:36 PM
i'm big.... your small i'm right....you're wrong i pay the mortgage...i make the rules because i can!!! all phrases used in verbally beating down the children

scubagold Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 860	Mon 03/17/08 07:37 PM
well everthings better with bacon

Blackfox12 Joined Tue 12/18/07 Posts: 4330	Mon 03/17/08 07:37 PM
DD i think we all should go around all night long posting this This song in the forums Just'a good ol' boys Never meanin' no harm. Beats all you never saw Been in trouble with the law Since the day they was born Staightnin' the curves Flatnin the hills Someday the mountain might get 'em But the law never will Makin' their way The only way they know how That's just a little bit more Than the law will allow. Makin' their way The only way they know how That's just a little bit more Than the law will allow. I'm a good ol' boy You know my momma loves me But she don't undestand They keep a showin my hands and not my face on TV

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 03/17/08 07:38 PM
i'm big.... your small i'm right....you're wrong i pay the mortgage...i make the rules because i can!!! all phrases used in verbally beating down the children hahahaaaaaaaaa!!!

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Mon 03/17/08 07:38 PM
bacon perfume.......would make the men bow down to me!!! since we are bowing down...already........might make us go down even further

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 03/17/08 07:38 PM
well everthings better with bacon I thought that was cheese!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 03/17/08 07:39 PM
bacon perfume.......would make the men bow down to me!!! since we are bowing down...already........might make us go down even further

scubagold Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 860	Mon 03/17/08 07:39 PM
oh you put bacon and cheese on you and you'll be in serious trouble

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 03/17/08 07:39 PM
black.....that must be a country song.......is there a bubba in it???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 03/17/08 07:40 PM
oh you put bacon and cheese on you and you'll be in serious trouble <---starts melting the cheese and burning the bacon!!!

Blackfox12 Joined Tue 12/18/07 Posts: 4330	Mon 03/17/08 07:41 PM
black.....that must be a country song.......is there a bubba in it??? Hold on dear i will find just the right one for you Hehehehehehe

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 03/17/08 07:42 PM
Dear diary.....would you date yourself??? I killed that thread!!!

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Mon 03/17/08 07:42 PM
Omg.......I am gagging at the thought of bacon....and melted cheese....I thought you liked your body Gypsy..

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Mon 03/17/08 07:43 PM
where is that red haired Irish looking girl???

Blackfox12 Joined Tue 12/18/07 Posts: 4330	Mon 03/17/08 07:43 PM
Here it is you asked and you shall receive We were all down at Margie's bar Telling stories if we had one Someone fired the old jukebox up The song sure was a sad one A teardrop rolled down Bubba's nose From the pain the song was inflicting And all at once he jumped to his feet Just like somebody kicked him Bubba shot the juke box last night Said it played a sad song it made him cry Went to his truck and got a forty five Bubba shot the juke box last night Bubba ain't never been accused of being mentality stable So we did not draw an easy breathe Until he laid that colt on the table He hung his head till the cops showed up They dragged him right out of Margie's Told him "Don't play dumb with us, son" "Know damn well what the charge is." Bubba shot the juke box last night Said it played a sad song it made him cry Went to his truck and got a forty five Bubba shot the juke box last night Well, the sheriff arrived with his bathrobe on The confrontation was a tense one Shook his head said, "Bubba Boy," "You was always a dense one." Reckless discharge of a gun That's what the officers are claiming Bubba hollered, "Reckless! Hell!" "I shot just where I was aiming." Bubba shot the juke box last night Said it played a sad song it made him cry Went to his truck and got a forty five Bubba shot the juke box stopped it with one shot Bubba shot the jukebox last night Well he could not tell right from wrong Through the teardrops in his eyes Beyond a shadow of a doubt It was justifiable homicide Bubba shot the juke box stopped it with one shot Bubba shot the jukebox last night