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Edited by
uk1971
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Sun 03/16/08 04:40 PM
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1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbour,
"May I borrow a highlighter?" 2. "Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that." 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4. "Hmmm, I've never seen that colour before." 5. "Damn, this water is cold." 6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly. 7. "Now how did that get there?" 8. "Hummus. Reminds me of hummus." 9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!" 10. "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters" 11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbour. Then say,''Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?" 12. "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!" 13. ''Boy, that sure looks like a maggot" 14. "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?" 15. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks. 16. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent stall. 17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbour and say, ''Peek-a-boo!'' 18. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."  
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1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbour, "May I borrow a highlighter?" 2. "Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that." 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4. "Hmmm, I've never seen that colour before." 5. "Damn, this water is cold." 6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly. 7. "Now how did that get there?" 8. "Hummus. Reminds me of hummus." 9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!" 10. "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters" 11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbour. Then say,''Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?" 12. "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!" 13. ''Boy, that sure looks like a maggot" 14. "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?" 15. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks. 16. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent stall. 17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbour and say, ''Peek-a-boo!'' 18. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."
ROFL!!!!!!!!  to funny tom
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This has been outstanding
Thank you so much for the "laughing so hard tears are rolling down the cheeks !!!! "
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LMAO,I liked 9 and 17
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1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbour, "May I borrow a highlighter?" 2. "Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that." 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4. "Hmmm, I've never seen that colour before." 5. "Damn, this water is cold." 6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly. 7. "Now how did that get there?" 8. "Hummus. Reminds me of hummus." 9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!" 10. "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters" 11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbour. Then say,''Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?" 12. "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!" 13. ''Boy, that sure looks like a maggot" 14. "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?" 15. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks. 16. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent stall. 17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbour and say, ''Peek-a-boo!'' 18. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."
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i have always enjoyed beating against the stall walls (until they shake) and grunt and groan as loud as possible
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i have always enjoyed beating against the stall walls (until they shake) and grunt and groan as loud as possible |
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