strange humor


Mommy, Mommy! Grandpa's going out!

Well throw some more gasoline on him then.


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Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to go to Australia.

Shut up son and keep swimming.


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Mommy, Mommy! Why are we pushing the car off the cliff?

Shut up son, you'll wake your father.


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Mommy, Mommy! I keep running in circles.

Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.


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Mommy, Mommy! Why's everybody running?

Shut up and reload.

Mommy Mommy,

I don't want to see Grandma

Shut up and keep digging.