don't know who wrote this but thought it was funny,and wanted to
share...lol...M.


There was this guy...our Hero...

he lived alone,and for this we will call him "Bear" Brown...

he got this phone call one night,
A very Sexy voice was on the other end...
they talk for a few minuets,
and she asks "Bear"if he will test a new product?

he says yes,,,and in one end of th phone (th earpiece)
grew an open mouth and wet tongue,
th lower end had a hot wet vagina,

she asked him which one he wanted,,,
oh my he said and put his throbbing member
into the vagina part of his phone...
she worked him over for a bit,and just before he came...

some metal teeth grew around him...HOLDING TIGHT AND SHARP!
*CLICK*
*male voice enters*

NOW THEN...Mr.Brown...

ABOUT YOUR BILL...

oh mikey thats just wroooong.

(cough, cough...laughing...ewwww....lol!!!!)

ok,,,it ain't my story...
just thought it was funny!!!

THAT WAS SICK BUT FUNNY

yea that would bite to have a gadget like that...lol...

just be sure to pay your phone bills!!!

THATS REALLY **** UP MAN.

i am up for it

yea Devin,it was messed up,but would you like to have a phone
like that?
can you think of th phone sex industry?
or internet's "Cyber Sex"

just make SURE to pay those bills!!!...ROFLMAO!!!

would be alot better than sex with your hand...lol...