Topic: One Foot
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Sat 03/15/08 06:08 PM
Edited by uk1971 on Sat 03/15/08 06:09 PM
A lady was on her honeymoon and was so afraid of the first night in bed with her husband that she had her mother sleep in the next room. The husband, meanwhile, had an artificial leg that he had never told his new wife about.
Her man was already in bed and so the lady undressed and slipped in next to him. The next moment she started screaming
"Mom! mom! Dave has only got one foot!"
"God you're lucky!"
came the reply,
"Your father has only got 5 inches!"

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Sat 03/15/08 06:11 PM
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Sat 03/15/08 06:14 PM
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Sat 03/15/08 06:15 PM
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