A man walks into a whore house and tells the madam " I want the best woman you got."
So the madam hollers up the stairs "James! Grease up Chandra!" turns to the man and says "Chandra is $500 an hour."
"$500 an hour?" exclaims the man "Don't you have anything a little less expensive?"
The madam again hollers up the stairs "James! Grease up Tabetha!" turns to the man and says "Tabetha is $250 an hour."
"$250 an hour?" gasps the man "Don't you have anything a little less expensive?"
So, the madam hollers up the stairs "James! Grease up Sandy!" turns to the man and says "Sandy is $100 an hour."
"$100 an hour?" says the man "Don't you have anything just a little less expensive?"
So the madam looks at the man and says "Just how much DID you want to spend?"
"Twenty Dollars"
So the madam once again hollers up the stairs "James! Grease up!"