A DIFFICULT RIDDLE

Here is a riddle for the true intellectual. Try to come up with the
answer on your own.

The answer is at the end for those who are unable to think this one
through.



At the exact same time, there are two 35 year old men on opposite sides
of the earth:

One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers.

The other is getting "oral pleasure" from an 85 year old woman.

They are both thinking the exact same thing.

What are they both thinking?

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Don't look down.

thats funny

thats old but funny

fuh kneeeeee lol

"Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There
are only three words in the English language. What is the third word?
The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened
carefully, I have already told you what it is."

Its language! :) I only knew that because I heard it before lol