While proudly showing of his new apartment to friends one night a
ticked-off Ted led the way to his bedroom where pride of place was given
to a large brass gong.

"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked.

"Why, that's the speaking clock',"Ted replied.

"How does it work?

"I'll show you," Ted said, giving it an ear-shattering blow with an
unpadded dodger.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "For cryin'
out loud you a$$hole, it's 2 o'clock in the morning!"

ROTFLMAO i could sooooo see my self doing that....ROTFLMAO that was
good..lmao

Fu*kin Sweet!

You go !!!!animalillo, that was cool!!!!!!

Tooooo cute No9!!!!!!!

that's is funny

funny.

Where can i get one of those?